Monday, 7 December 2009

Unfortunate timing

I am sure it seemed like a great idea in the planning meeting - news story

Q: What has Tiger Woods got in common with a baby seal?
A: The both get clubbed by Norwegians


Shieldline said...

I thought she was Swedish

Sarah Maid of Albion said...

You are right, she is Swedish!
That ruins my joke!!

Apparently her mother, Barbro Holmberg, is a politician and former Swedish migration and asylum policy minister. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Some reports state that she has left the marital home.

Faust said...

The only thing unusual about this is Woods married woman who fights back. Abuse is normal when white women are foolish enough to take up with blacks. Black men refer to their woman as their "bitch," but they would never treat a dog that bad, and Micheal Vick is an example of how they treat dogs.

Anonymous said...

What does it say about black men that the really successful ones so often move "up" to a white woman, as if she's some kind of status symbol? How do black women feel about that? Aren't they good enough?

I once saw an article by a black woman who said the reason is that white women are willing to take a lot more "jive" from black men than black women ever are.

And what does it say about white women that every black celebrity always has a crowd of white (and usually blonde) "ho's" at his beck and call?

And why is it that the one stereotype about black men that black men never dispute is that one about "size"? (And yet hookers with clients of both races say there's no truth to that myth at all.....)

Sarah Maid of Albion said...

I honestly believe that it is down to a form of masochism, in the same way that there are men who seek out women who will abuse them, there are women who have similar instincts.

In the news today, we find that a white prison warden has been having a relationship with that animal who raped the TV presenter and then arranged for someone to throw acid in her face. here is the link

(Sorry it's the Sun, but it shows her picture)

Why would anyone be attracted to a proven abuser unless you find abuse exciting?

Anonymous said...

I think you're right about that, Sarah. It's really pathetic.

A friend of mine once observed that, if you gave the average woman a choice between a tough biker who drank too much and slapped her around, or the nice, shy guy in accounting who would treat her like a queen, she would ALWAYS choose the biker -- because she'd say the biker was "exciting and sexy", while the nice guy was a "boring wimp". It often sure looks that way.

Sarah Maid of Albion said...

I wouldn't say it is the "average woman", I think it is a certain type of woman, I call them satsumas on account of the orange glow from their fake tan.