Following US President Barak Obama's announcement that he will be seeking re-election in 2012, the Clarice Fledman at the American thinker published an article entitled The Story of O (Icarus, not Pegasus), which included a number of suggestions from friends as to the campaign slogans which Obama might chose this time round, these were:
Change We Need, and That I Promised Four Years Ago, Except in the Areas Where I Continued Bush's Policies, or Where Through No Fault of My Own Things Got Worse, Because Let's Face It Not All Change is For the Better - Not That You Should Dwell
If You Vote For Me Only Once You're a Racist
I Am Better Off Than I Was Four Years Ago
We Are The BS We've Been Waiting For"
"Hope You Didn't Expect Change" or
"Keep The Change (We Want Your Folding Stuff)".
It's just too bad that "The Violent Torpedo of Truth" has been taken.
I Finally Got Some of That Experience You Were Bitching About
You Have My Word On It: Three Wars, Tops
A Second Term Will Make a Great Topic For My 4th Autobiography
Confident Smugness For An Uncertain World
Give Me a Second Chance, And I'll Prove You Are Worthy of Me
No Matter What Crisis I Cause, I Will Remain Serenely Above It
You Can't Fool All the People All The Time, So Shoot For 50.1%
Do readers have any further suggestions they could add to the list?