Multi-cultural cop shop

Sgt. Delroy Smellie on the job

By Pym Purnell

First there was Ali (G) Dizaei, claimed racists stopped him getting the top jobs and then assaulted a member of an ethnic group after not paying him. Luckily Ali (G) D’s name has also cropped up in other
cases.

Then came Sgt Smellie who assaulted a white women with his truncheon (nudge nudge, wink wink).

And now welcome Officer Salim Razaq who hid weapons for his drug dealing brother.

But that's not the end of the good news, there was also Dr Ubandi who killed a man, Dr Sabah Al-Zayyat who said Baby Peter was grumpy when he had a broken back and died a few days later.

Hey – lets not forget education – Nisar Ahmed, who has been banned for life from teaching for incompetence.

I don't know about you, but cases like these make me so glad that Diversity and positive action programs are making us a safer, healthier and brainier country.

Please David and Cleggy, can we have more.